I don't normally do this, preferring to sit back quietly whilst our way of life is eroded away like, a mansion on the Santa Monica shoreline. However, I've run out of ideas for Chapter 6 of my badly misspelled novel - Combustion so I am taking a break and thought I would give you this, free of charge, of course.
This is my top 10 list which, for the first time in my life, will divulge who I am voting for in this year's November elections.
10) Can't stand to hear him speak Can listen to him day long
9) Believes Garden of Eden is in southern MO Pretty sure its not
8) Pissed off England - N Korea next? Hilary will go down as best Sec of State ever
7) That condescending look Air of confidence
6) Plays the dozens like Archie Bunker Plays the dozens like George Jefferson
5) Singing voice? No I'm So In Love With You
4) No Poor People Knows Poor People
3) Romney's 14% My 33%
2) J. Jonah Jameson sideburns No A-holeishness
1) Questions make him nervous Dude's on Letterman for gosh sakes
I've decided that I am going to vote for whomever is not Romney.